La Fiesta!!!
Igår hade jag en överrasknings fest för Maja tillsammans med Malin o Vigge, hemma hos mig!
Maja som numera är bosatt i Fort Lauderdale, Florida USA
kom hem på semester och ska vara hemma en månad! Festen va lyckad och rolig!
Och vi lyckades överraska henne big time!!!
Men .... Jag känner mig gammal! Vuxen och tråkig...
Trött var man för att man jobbat och med tanke på att jag bara drack vatten under hela kvällen
(förutom 2 glas bål) så kände jag mig nyktrast på festen!
Jag och Malin! Och med tanke på att festen var hemma hos mig så var man mer uppmärksam....
en sak som är säker, har jag fest fler ggr så ska jag inte vara nykter!!!
Känns bara som om man festat sitt, Gammal tror jag bara...
Känner mig sympati bakis idag utan att ha druckit! Hur fan funkar det?
Schleeeden? Sovit 4 timmar och jobbat heeeeeela dagen.
Lördag idag och jag somnar snart i soffan....vaffaaaan
Vet inte riktigt hut Marcello gör sin limbo men ball var det i alla fall...
Nog det roligaste på hela festen! :)
Ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-hockey frilla!
Har varit på 30 års "kalas" på Go-Kart City för underbara Tessi.
Massor med god mat och en himla massa desserter.
Jätte fina människor som var där.
Vissa hade jag träffat förr och andra inte.
Alla hade fina hattar på sig för det var HATT TEMA på festen.
Johan hade nog den finaste peruken på festen (efter den fina rosa).
Miami Vice HOCKEY FRILLA! :D
Givetvis gillade ju jag denna och sprang runt
med den en liten stund innan jag tog på mig min egen igen.
Runt 23 tiden började ögonen bli trötta och tanken
av att stiga upp tidigt till skolan imorgon slog mig.
Dags att röra på sig, ut i kylan och cykla hem.
Jag fick då en flash back!
När jag tar på mig alla mina kläder för att gå
så minns jag sist jag var på fest på Go-Kart City.
Halloween var det. 2008.
Det känns som evigheter sen, men känslan och minnet var så klart.
Som om det var igår.
Det har ju hänt fruktansvärt mycket sedan dess.
Det var en underbar fest och jag hade riktigt roligt.
Men framåt små timmarna när folk begav sig ut måttligt berusade hela högen,
så fick jag en känsla i magen av att någonting var fel.
Vad kunde jag inte sätta fingret på men jag litar alltid på min magkänsla.
Resultatet var att jag lokaliserade personen jag
träffade i då läget på ett ute ställe i Malmö och fick se det med mina egna ögon.
Problemet, eller ja - känslan jag hade som helt klart var rätt.
I dags läget är detta glömt. Förträngt och förlåtit.
Men denna känslan fick jag i magen på vägen hem idag igen.
Det kändes som om historien upprepade sig. Igen.
Antagligen så var det bara ett starkt minne som togs upp till ytan igen.
Kanske som om jag bearbetade det utan att veta om det?
Jag var trots allt på samma plats och det var liknande händelser runt omkring.
Eller så kanske jag bara är rädd att det ska hända igen?
Eller så är min magkänsla rätt igen?
Vem vet?
För övrigt så hade jag en super trevlig kväll, nu är det dags att sova!
Godnatt och sov gott alla underbara läsare.
Puss på er alla :)
Welcome to the jungle
Efter en konstig fredagsnatt så kände jag mig inte på topp för en fest på lördagen också.
Men beslutar att jag och Malin ska bege oss hem till Joel, Katja och Alex.
En stund I alla fall och kika förbi!
Katja åker ju ändå trots allt till Indien och givetvis vill man ju säga hejdå!
När vi står utanför dörren och läser skylten på dörren så slår det mig.
VISST FAN! Det är ju en maskerad fest!
SAVANN TEMA!
SHIT, Jag hade HELT glömt bort det där.
Dörren öppnas och det första jag ser är Joel I ett par
leopard boxer med 2 bananer som sticker upp I från kanten.
Vit målning I ansiktet och en stor hårig mössa på huvudet som går ut längs armarna.
Jag brister ut I skratt bara för att han är han.
Helt underbar människa!
Och där står han och diggar till musiken och garvar sitt
låtsas garv medans jag nästan dör I hallen!
Tittar mig omkring och ser tusentals andra fina människor som är utkläddda!
Känner mig väldigt missanpassad till en början.
Sen njuter jag mest över att alla andra är så fina!
Haffar tag I ett lejon som jag hittade I savann öknen när hon låg och lurade på några gaseller.
Tvingade henne till att göra mig till en zebra.
Lejonet tvekade lite men gick sedan med på det.
Lejonet var dock lite full (?) så mina zebra streck
blev inte riktigt randiga utan blev mer bara väldigt konstigt.
Vi flummade ut liiiiiite för mycket på den där toan!
Det slutade i alla fall med att jag fick fixa till det lite själv.... :)
Men vem brydde sig om hur man såg ut egentligen?
Huvudsaken var att du var utklädd eller målat till något,
sen var det var, var ju en helt annan femma! Kul hade vi I alla fall :)
Jamin som var “natur fotograf” tog närmre 600 underbara bilder.
69 av dom lades ut på facebook. Fantastiska, eller hur???
Malin fick aldrig någon målning men hon var glad ändå.
Kvällen för MIN del slutade efter att Joels rum var fullt
med folk som kickade loss hej vilt till DUBSTEP!
Två fester I en fest. Lägenheten var HELT fylld.
Det var mingel på riktigt hög nivå! =)
Riktigt lyckad fest! Jovars!
Närbild på fina Joel...Eller ska jag säga galna Joel? =)
En fin blomma.
Alex, ja jag vet inte riktigt vad han är utklädd till faktiskt...
En gasell...
Gräshoppa och nått blommigt...
Antar att han ska vara svart? HAHAHA...
Fina Pernilla är grön....
Hittar man pirater i savannen?? :)
Happy Birthday Daddy!
Min kreativitet var på noll så jag tyckte då att
4 stycken shots glas i från Lagerhaus skulle sitta bra.
På grund av en anledning.
Att där finns halvnakna tjejer i botten av glasen!
När glaset är tomt så ser man ingenting alls i botten.
Alltså måste man ha en shot i hela tiden för att se dom.
Hur de har fått till dessa roliga glasen förstår jag inte, men roliga är dom!
FÖRE: TOMT GLAS
EFTER: FULLT GLAS!
Det är rätt så skönt att vi e lite störda i vår familj, så jag vet att sådant uppskattas!
Min andra present var en liten guldfisk (i plast).
För att pappa har ett guldfisk minne.
Som antagligen även jag har fått ärva! :)
Av Thomas, sin bäste vän fick han en WILLY WARMER!
Det är tur att det inte bara är JAG som är störd då.
Och kommentaren "Den är för LITEN" i från pappa gjorde det ännu roligare.
Annars så var det bara fika. Kaffe och kaka.
Jag kom även hem med en tvättkorg som jag snodde av pappa :)
En sådan som jag har letat efter att ha på toaletten! Fantastico!
Jag älskar mitt hem!
Fick även massor med mat i från farmor.
Rödbetsgratäng som verkligen var KICK ASS god, kall som varm!
Kokböcker, en indisk bok, penslar och en tränings tröja från PUMA!
Det kändes nästan som om det var min födelsedag istället!
WOHO!
Dags att gå upp i från sängen nu tycker jag.
Ha en underbar dag allesamman!
Peace love and understanding
Warming up
Tonight it's time for Lee Lee to have her first party in a long long time!
Halloween / moving in party...
I am very happy about it but we'll see how it goes to be sober on your own party
Kind of being a baby sitter to everyone else that are drunk.
Naaah, but I won't care... Just as they won't destroy my apartment I'm glad!
(Happened before u know)
I just gave my mom a massage and now it's time for Lee Lee to get e shower and get dressed.
Jenny is on her way over now and everything is done.
And she is bringing food .... what a nice girl. I like her alot! :)
Annica is really the best friend you can get. She bought food for me as well yesterday!
She knows that I'm totally broke.
I have 20 kr on my account and yes I have a bit of anxiety over this.
I'm not a shamed of this, I have more bills to pay then money I have.
But she is a really loving and caring girl and buys food for poor Lee Lee!
I love you!
Times up. Next song, better get moving! :)
Ta taaaa
What a Birthday bash!
We danced until the leg and feet hurted.
Sanaa is totally crazy and damn she can shake that ass, jeez man!!!
She is WILD! I FUCKING LOVE IT!!!!!!!!! :D :D :D
But it was time for me to go home to bed.
Nobody wanted to go out in the end because the party was better to dance at instead of a club.
I understand and I agreed, because they played really nice music and
everyone kicked the dancefloor (livingroom) pretty hard!
I took my coat and scarf on and left.
It was freezing cold outside.
I had a dress, and I was on a bike. Colder.
I also had high heels with open toe (no socks).
It is winter outside in Malmö now.
I could see my breath in the cold air, like smoke.
But I had awesome music in my ears that pumped me with adrenalin
when I was on the bike so I forgot the cold on my feet and legs.
Until I stopped. For the first time I like it in my life.
The cold I mean.
I've always been complaining about the cold here, but damn I missed it alot!!!
Because how cozy isn't it to crawl down in a warm bed and trying to be hot again after a cold ride home?
Damn, that's nice!!!
And by the way, I'm in bed and the music is still pumping my ears pretty hard.
I can't do anything else then loooooove my life so god damn hard!!!
Goodnight party dancing queens (and kings) !!!!
The hash owl and his buddies
Who does NOT want a HASH OWL with goggles and hat in their window?
Well, one thing is for sure.... I WANT ONE!
He is my new idol. This is a cool dude!!! :D
A party at Joel and his friends yesterday.
Very interesting people and enviroment. I liked it alot.
Specially the music that all the people suddenly started playing.
Drums, bongos and yeah you name it :)
Maybe not easy to see, my camera on my phone sucks!
Alot of people, so I did not know myself anymore....
So I left at 01.00 am.
One thing is for sure....
Me and Millie entertained ourselves very much.
We got alot of company from Anton (aka Tingsek)
We found small animals around the whole apartment,
and we did decorate the apartment with some more animals as well.
And I WAS SOBER, but sometimes it's nice to have a mind like a 9 y.o. :)
Like having a COW in the lamp!
Or having a lion on the bonsai-tree.
Or having "babies" with some fruit?
Or having a giraffe trying to reach to the plant and eat?
Why not having SPIDERMAN riding a elephant?
Or a bike and a horse, being a INGENJÖR?
And this is what I finally finish after couple of lazy days.
My table is now sanded, painted and varnished in gold :)
Just like a new table for my plants, weehooo!!
(This is just 2 of the legs)
Summer is over in Sweden....
I enjoyed it to the full.... And I am very glad that Micke invited me.
So FINALLY we could spend some time together!
And how cute isn't it to take a warm fjäll räven sweather with him.
For me, just in case I was cold and started to freeze?
Thank you very much Micke. The sweather was soooo needed!!
You're a good man!
The 2 chefs are making GUACAMOLE á la Swedish style!
Me and Micke!
And I have to thank Jacob for some nice pictures.
I love the hipstamatic style of pictures from the Iphone.
It's so old school style, and the picures look so more beutiful in a way....
This is me and Tommy. Eating some crayfishes while he is eating burgers :P
I do feel fine outside where it's more nature and more green.
And even if it's wasn't far away from Malmö, this was the perfect night!
And the cold frozen crayfished made my fingers red from the cold hahaha...
Prepairing!
Sweet.
Jacob played guitar and were singing in front of the fire!
Even the dogs wanted some heat from the fire :)
Lee the taliban! Hahaha...
Thanx for a great night everyone!!!!
El festivale
drinking irish coffee (not my sister), and playing cards.
And from there I went outside on the festival and met Magnus, Per & Malin.
An hour or 2 later, we ended up with Malin friends and the bongo-drummer player from
the band "HELT OFF", Robin was in the kitchen....
We were wondering around and dancing, looking at fire shows,
meeting people at Nyhavn and danced around with balloons.
And then sucked in all the air like cute little kids,
when they are having their fun in their own little world.
The festival on Möllan is ok to be a bit retarded on because everyone else is.
I LOVE IT!!!!!!
Then I met Fluff and his friend, walked around a bit more and tried
to dance samba with some brazilian guys from the carneval.
Later we went to Stippes and bought food.
Brought it to Ola and then we went back to Möllan and the night was a never ending story.
A bit blurry and foggy but a really excellent festival.
Like how a festival should be like. AWESOME!
The party went on when we woke up and couple of movies later
with munch and food the clock turned 22.45 and the whole sunday is gone.
If you want to se a resumé of the night....
Look at me:
Blame it on the ah-ah-ah-ah alcohol
It's really really hard should I tell you.
Since I'm nuts myself I love it too.
So last saturday I drank. I missed it a bit.
I had alot alot of fun so I don't regret anything.
I did it for myself ;)
I will not go into details but I show my night with pictures instead.
Playing games in the park. Fun fun fun.
Our KIOSK CREW TEAM WON!!!!
Magnus wearing make-up!
Ooohh...Fisseeeeee!!! (Pussy)
Malin, Annica and me.
Malin is flying.
And I found a pair of shoes so I look like Pippi Longstocking.
Just me...
And weirdos it is...
Sober and clear.
And when you are sober you actually UNDERSTAND
that you have weird conversations...
This is one of the most weirdest concersations I've had in a really long time.
I wasn't so interested of talking to the guy but somehow he told me his whole life story.
And I almost didn't say a word?
Yeah, people really do know how to open up to me!
I'm a good listener :)
Do I attract weirdos or what?
It's not like it start with "Hi, how are you" and the normal stuff...
No it hasto be odd ok?
Guy: Look at that guy with the flute, he totally wants so fuck her.
Me: Haha, yeah... ok...?
Guy: She is not stupid so she will not.
Me: Mhm.. ok..
Guy: And look at that guy, he has the fan so close to his dick.
He should go to the doctors instead man, GO TO THE DOCTORS!
And look, he is striking his only hair he got left on the head.
He totally wants to fuck her. Ah well, she is a friend of mine I know her.
She sticks with the flute instead, no I'm just kidding.
She is a good singer!
He is probably going home with a prostitute anyway.
Me: Yes she is good ( then I'm laughing and have no idea what to answer this crazy guy)
Guy: Oh man I need some weed, does anyone got weed?
The guy continues talking about other people
around us and how well he know them.
Me: So, have you been on the island a long time or what?
Guy: Too long! 8 years and I'm never gonna go back to London.
Me: 8 years. That's a long time.
Nice, so what do you do for a living then? (I should never ask this question hahaha)
Guy: Oh, alot. I love money. There is no money to make in England anymore,
All the money is in Thailand! I don't want to talk about it really,
listen to the band instead now... haha...
(the guy is quiet for 1 min)
But the last time I had sex I had sex with a spy.
So, that's how much I'm doing. And this was 8 weeks ago.
I had only been wanking of 3 times this weeks. But hey, I just met you.
Don't listen to me, listen to the music.
Oh Sorry I can't clap to this song, not when the flute man is playing.
Me: Oooooooooook....hahaha.....(in shock)
Guy: I'm gonna buy a resort here. Do you know the name *****?
Me: No, Sorry.
Guy: You should, look it up. And then we have the russian maffia....
Today I am alive, I almost got killed yesterday. I have alot of buisness.
And then there is drugs, some LSD, but this is more of a weed place.
I want to open up rave parties next to this place.
Ah, but I don't want to talk about it. It's a long story.
Me: Allright....
Guy: The kid looks cool. But I don't like kids.
Me: You don't like kids?
Guy: No, I mean I like kids but I don't like kids.
Me: What?
Guy: 2 pedofiles tried to make my 3 last months a hell.
Me: OOOOOK!!!
Guy: You don't have to believe me.
Me: I do.
Guy: My friends are too nice, so they never believe what's going on.
My friends in London wasn't nice. But Thailand is great.
I mean, I do have friends...
The guy continues and continues talking about his life and his mess.
I don't say a word. And he didn't even wanted to talk about it????
In the same time another guy comes and sits next to me on the other side....
And starts to talk... Oh man how the fuck am I gonna sneak away from this?
OH JEEZ!!!
Yeeeees
OK?
I need more FLUFF in my life.
Fluff is good and I love fluff.
OK? DEAL WITH IT BIAAAATCH!
Woooh
So I don't really know what to write at the moment. My head is blank since last night.
Yeah, that's for sure, cuz I had nothing in it (my head).
Gonna go in and meet Magnus now and gonna feel like
"what the fuck happened there?" and feel a bit "blank" for a while today.
Awesome....Last night was crazy....
Got stopped by police, lights shut of in a store while we were in it etc etc.
And then the clubs, fishing our own shrimps in a pool, and just a bit of tooooo much of the good.
I was just laughing the whole time because it was NUTS!
Couple of more days then I'm off.... again.
I understand why men think's this is heaven. And for once they got the attension.
I saw sooooo many people having sex last night.
It was soooo crazy I couldn't believe my eyes! HAHA.
Well, who cares?
Time to go to Patong again. Seeeeeeeeee ya
Patong Style.
It was a day off so, we went to Patong.
The only place to party but wich I hate alot.
Supposed to have sushi, but ended up with a bad pizza at a bad place.
The night was doomed to be bad from the beginning.
I think I never felt so miserable in a very long time.
And it wasn’t the first time with this person.
It just felted like I broke in half.
Some people just do different things, what I believe in.
Things I don't like and it pisses me off, (even if it's not my buissness)
Because for me those things mean alot
and are shown with respect, dignity etc.
All self-respect flew away just like that.
That's not the way I do it, or live my life.
I'm just against it. I Hate it actually.
After a while we just went seperate ways and as soon
as I turned my back I had a smile on my face again.
Funny huh? I was looking at people on the street and then
went to a shitty club where they played shitty music,
just to dance it off. It worked.
And then the israelis came and noticed my blond hair. GAH!
I also tried to blend in, between all the thai hookers.
Didn't work though.
But now I know what it feels like, THE Patong style.
And it wasn't my style at all.
I feel sorry for those who do it every night.
But everyone is different, and I bet there is many who DOES like it.
I guess I'm just too old school for it and still respect myself?
A nice memory
It's one of those you just remember....
A good memory that lasts for ever.
It's like watching those movies when you the
happy people dancing and having fun, really enjoying yourself.
That's how I felt last night.
We were going from one place to another on the beach....
They played really nice music,
and everyone knows that nice music makes you dance, no matter what.
So anyway... Me and Kate started to dance in the water.
Holding our beer in our hand,
spinning around and didn't care about anything around us.
Then I remember she said something like -
” I wish we never would stop dancing in the water ”
And that's when I knew I was happy.
If I died in that moment, I would let everybody know I died happy!
I aswered her that this is going to be hell of a nice memory to remember.
And another thing... Late night street burgers in Thailand is the shit!
You pay like nothing and they are awesome!
I'm afraid that I'm gonna be stuck on this island for a while.
It's just too much fun here. Dangerous haha!
And what I said before,
I think you need to spend a certain time here to get into it, and that's true.
Now I'm in and it's perfect!
I just want to finish this nice island with a good dive and see a shark.
But, it's expensive and I can't afford it. But, I have a birthday soon,
so everyone can sponsor me with some money mouhahahhaa ;)
That's all folks...
Me and Kate!
Retarded again
We were a big group of people who went out together.
First we had some buckets at a reggea bar who later that night had thai boxing.
It was fun to watch and see the guys go nuts on eachother,
showing the girls that they are macho.
Suddenly I was at the beach at STONERS BAR,
(good name haha) still drinking my bucket.
Looking at some fire shows with some psycadelic music in the background.
After a while I just couldn't sit there anymore, so I had to take a walk.
I was just another retard walking around stumbeling and giggeling.
Everything that came out from my mouth was just bla bla bla bla...
Oh, barbeque. I need to eat. Food. And then I met a kitten on the way.
And ..... No.... Lee it's time for you to go to bed, ok?
You don't want to end up like these people on the boat,
flying off hahahaha.... So, slow down....
Ok, anyway I went home and I texted Sofie.
I had her in my head during my whole stay on the beach,
when looking at the fire shows last night.
Sofie told me so much about this island,
and since she stayed here for a while, I think of her when I'm here.
So, my video that I recorded is dedicated to Sofie.
Even if she is back home again,
I still want her to experience the same feeling that I had last night.
(and of course everyone else too)
I know that she has been in the same places as I've been too,
so now we know what we are talking about.
Yes, I know. That's love! I'm such a thoughtfull friend =)
I love you Sofie, and your new boobs that's not done yet ;)
Yay!
Needs a celebration... Woho!
So I'm gonna post a retarded picture of myself.
I think I'm in another dimension, reaching for my tasty water! XD
Live reggea music at Joes.
And here we have the Indonesian DJ, very funny guy.
Showing his iPorn T-shirt.
And make sure you leave your ego outside before you enter the bar!
That's the best!!! :D
CrAzY!!!
Oh, my head!!!
I had an absolutely CRAZY night last night.
Alot of fun and alot of dance.
My whole body is sore from yesterday (I guess from surfing too)
My little finger is totally numb. How?
I woke up 17.00 and just had breakfast and a swim.
Now I'm ready for sunset and a ”lunch”with some guys I talked to in the pool.
And I was right, all the crazy shit happens when you are alone :)
I love to have fun, that's my middle name!
And this is just the beginning. Lee is back in business!
Last night I met Henrik Larsson (football player) and then Bam Margera!
(Or at least I pretended they were Bam and Henke in my head)
Just as I pretended Jérome was David Beckhamn hahaha.
IS THAT CRAZY???? (Well, it worked)
Suddenly I was in a dilemma.
The situation never happened to me before,
and I hope it never will again. But it felt cool in a way :)
Last night I heard I was crazy (in a good way)
And I guess I love to hear when people tell me that.
Crazy and fun, that is me! ;)
Time for finding more CP in my life :D
Ciao.
Royal Langkawi Yacht Club
I was there with Frida and 5 other people from our guesthouse.
I had fun.... I guess because I had 1 too many yesterday.
(Damn Tequila)
I was there on a mission, and I finished my mission
and now I'm satisfied and can walk away with pride and a smile on my face.
Don't get any conclusions about what I'm talking about.
It's not what you think.
Frida went swimming in the pool with clothes on (and his phone)
We missed the food, but not the drinks. Haha.
On the way home, the taxi driver was a crazy driver so we had to stop
and poor little Lee had to vomit next to the road.
Yes, it was that bad! Haha.
Then I totally passed out. Great Success Lee!
Champagne
It's a new year... Wait, hold on. Is it a new year?
Wow. It IS a new year!
And folks, I can tell you this...
I feel like what I deserve today.
Yesterday was wicked.
It was WAY to much champagne for Lee.
We shared a bottle of Tsarine Premium Cuvee Brut champagne.
Very good one actually.
Then I had another bottle of champagne. (don't remember the name)
After that I felt more then ok. =)
We took a cab to Nayang beach and watched the fireworks
and landterns and then we all had a happy new year.
I was supposed to take the cab over to Patong and say Happy New year to T,
but he had to work for 24 hours and there was no time.
So I just made several phonecalls to him during the night instead. HAHA.
Poor thing.
Then... Me, Kalle and Sherry took a cab to Surin beach.
And when we got there... I got shocked.
We get to a place on the beach,
everything around is cheap and nice. Thai style.
But suddenly, from NOWHERE.....
There is a HUGE stage, with a DJ playing very nice house music.
There is a BIG bar and huuuuundreds of people!
It was very luxury and comfy.
LAS VEGAS STYLE.
The people was very snobbish, having backslick, white shirts and
nice dresses and smoking their fancy cigars.
They all look Italian and Russian. A bit like Al Pacino style hahaha.
Or STUREPLAN in Stockholm. :P
Anyway. We decided to shake our asses for a while and
then sit in the bar next to the place (cuz it was cheaper)
and then go back. And apparently we did.
Next thing I can remember is that I'm in the cab,
holding my "100 plus drink" in the hand, falling asleep and got the drink over myself.
Next thing is walking back on the dock with an empty bucket for Moët champagne in my hand.
Then I woke up in bed this morning with a towel next to me so I guess I had a shower.
The phone was next to me, I tried to send a text but I guess i passed out half way.
Great success Lee!
Very Great.
I really liked the old school phone.... ??
So, today I've been laying on the sofa all day watching a lot of episodes of Weeds.
I'm on the last season now. Finally.
And now it's time for bed....
So, fellas... Good night and happy new year
