Aquarius - THE BOHEMIAN BOURGEOIS

First of all, I don´t belive everything I read.
But This is so true.
It´s meeeeeee.... The Aquarius. Weeeeee....
How can it be like that?
And, second of all.... I continued my reading and found my horoscope for this month.
And, everything of it, is true. So, fucking true!
It´s fucking amazing.

JUNE 2009

AQUARIUS PREDICTIONS

You have finally drawn the line and taken back your personal life. Bravo!
The months you have spent serving the needs of others certainly
earned you endless brownie points and even a few stars on your crown in heaven.
Now it´s time to scratch your own back. No more meaningless sacrifices.
June will be a month for you to refocus your efforts and get all of your ducks in a row.
The emotional chaos of May is subsiding.
You should now be able to relax and even to socialize.
Still have your eye on that crush that you didn't have time to pursue?
Make the move in June.
This new love interest of yours is likely to be somewhat old-fashioned.
Could be a Cancer or a Libra.
Be sure not to startle him or her by some inappropriate remark, brusque tone or rude gesture.
Keep your distance at first. A picnic or a coffee date
might be just the ticket you need to warm this person up.
As you gain more control of your life, it is essential to feel top-notch physically.
Focus on eating a balanced diet that hits every food group. Concentrate on meals.
Remove snacks from your daily life. Replace bleached flour with whole wheat.
Whole-grain bread, brown rice and wheat pasta are great alternatives.
Increase your daily water intake. Eight 8 oz glasses (aside from sodas etc) is a bare minimum.
 
The Aquarius/Rat
Something about these Rats makes them cleverer,
more gifted and versatile than all the others. They are magic!
Originals, Bohemian geniuses, artists, experimental thinkers and solid citizens.
Love with this Rat is a roller coaster ride in outer space.



THE BOHEMIAN BOURGEOIS
Onward and upward should be the motto of this completely idealistic,
experimental and I might add majestic character.
Aquarius the individualist married to the aggressive and charming Rat character affords us a being of immense personal magnetism and derring-do.
On the one hand, the Aquarian born Rat seeks to accumulate material possessions.
On the other, this person cares less about tangibles than I do about Eskimo fertility rites.
He's a bohemian with a bourgeois streak.
A hippie sophisticate. He wants to be free and unencumbered.
But he cannot stand to be alone.
He wants to ride a black stallion on the beach in the wind, but he's not mad about horses.
A contradictory nature full of excellent intentions,
the Aquarius/Rat somersaults through life,
stopping only to exhibit the fruits of his immense talent here and there as he tumbles along. Sex with this person is like being on a merry-go-round of pleasure.
Mind you, the erotic temperament of Aquarians born in Rat years is very uneven.
So you won't be in the amusement park every day of the week.
But when you are, it's pure paradise.
This creature understands so much about human beings and about life and well.
about sex and its peaks and valleys.

WOOD - My chinese element
Wood is characterized by the color green.
Wood heralds the beginning of life, springtime and buds, sensuality and fecundity.
Wood's influence affects the liver, the gallbladder and, by extension, the digestion.
Wood needs moisture to thrive.
Its two opposite yet equally emotional forces are rage and altruism.
The Wood person will be expansive, outgoing and socially conscious.

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